It’s me…
A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like
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the cross-species fucking
choosing a tiger of all things an animal infamous for its 15-second-long coitus
the ghost of Albert Einstein watching approvingly from the skies like Mufasa
“NO BONE ROT!”, implying that other gas station dick pills do cause bone rot
dick pills solemly swear to increase your IQ and spatial awareness
implication that Increased Deductive Reasoning is a highly desired sex squality
encourages minors to ask their parents permission to consume drugs
the combination of all of the above
Last year… on this day…
two years ago… on this day….
That’s 3 years…
4 years now…
what the fuck do you mean 4 years
when the meme goes too far and now has a body count
GIRL MATH
we'd pay the women in our factories 100% less if we could!
how it feels being the only lesbian
i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it
First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together
This is a ‘glench’ and
This is a ‘glench’ and it is so small that you can’t see it
[ID: A bat, perfectly visible, sitting in the palm of someone’s hand. End ID]
Don’t lie.
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